Friday, December 31, 2010

New years eve

That time of year again fellas. Time to get nuts, swear youll never do anything bad again, and wake up on a floor in a house youve never been in, on the other side of town. 

Kevins brother Jesse heard a brilliant idea on the TV the other day. There should be a designated time in the evening where you are only allowed to drive home if you are drunk. That way, the drunks wont hurt anyone but eachother, and those of us that left the bar before said Drunking Hour would have plenty of time to get a 12pack on ice and roll a cooler out to the street corner to watch the silliness.

Well, there isnt a Drunking Hour, so its probably best you call a cab, designate a DD, or ride a bicycle- we dont need a bunch of choppers out there sitting in garages with nobody to ride them. 

Stay Safe, Have fun, Get Crazy, See you on the other side!


Saturday, December 25, 2010

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Cuban cooking for dummies.

For those who dont like reading alot of words.
 Half onion, whole head garlic, whole lime. Peppers optional.

 Pork Loin. 

 Cook on HIGH for an hour or so, then bring to a simmer. 

Enjoy with rice and black beans, and a Malta. I didnt remember how much I hate Cuban sodas till i drank this one. 

Saturday, December 18, 2010

hate when that happens.

lay down to take an hour long nap, wake up 5 hours later. 
ah well. mowing a lawn and riding to west palm tomorrow to see my niece. maybe even be back in time to go camping. we shall see....

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

If it stays this cold, Im moving to Florida. -my dad

way to ruin a perfectly good beetle, dude.

 definitely have to take a ride in one of these soon.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

party boys

Casket-hair and the Future Primitive

 Chicken Fight!

 Just cut it open

 Heads and Eagles Forever

 Turbo mad

 The day after


damn leaky 4speeds

Hell yea Tahoe
-courtesy of our host Ruth

Sunday, December 12, 2010

not it!

No, dont worry. I didnt go drop anchor and plant myself in one spot with one of these little critters. Its my niece, Frankie. Born today, and i swear, unless shes on a chopper, I wont bore you with anymore baby shots. just a tad stoked.

you better KNOT mention that again.

Beamed myself in the temple today with a stock BMW exhaust. fun.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

stay black...

...or blue with a swingarm, its cool.
This bike is sick and in search of a new riding buddy. She likes long rides on the beach, fine wine in front of a warm fire, and the occasional choking by a mexican immigrant whilst in the shower. 
Somebody buy this bike and ride the wheels off of it, please.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Car show at the Civic Center.

Butters and I were out for a Sunday backroad spin when we remembered the car show was going on at the Civic Center. Butters was a gentleman and paid my way (he so charming) and this is what was in there.

 For all you vanatics out there.

 Yea. Sick.

 For Biggest Ben
 Not twin sticks, but hey, everyone cant be as cool as him.
 For all you Volkswagen folk out there.


 My dad loves Z cars.

 Ahhhh.... Rotary power.
 I think its the hispanic in me that loves these things.
 XR4ti. Ugly Fast.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

you should go to this

I only wish i was going too, but alas.
Guaranteed good times- these dudes rule.

Friday, December 3, 2010

For Sale

Jeremiah Weed is getting rid of his XS650, a bike thats pulls off pink ever so well. Contact him at if you are interested. Pulls wheelies like a champ!

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

quote of the year-

 "Back off hipsters. You didnt start this shit, you just got here." 
-Chris Callen of Cycle Source.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Roscoes, part deux

Some of the pics I snapped at Roscoes
 The view from my front porch
 double-wide tattooing
 ok, forget the skulls-a-plenty and this was one sick trike
 This pan was pretty damn sharp. Love the Wilwood brake in the rear
 nice chainguard.
 clean clean clean
 tuff looking shovel

 The Colonel bought a jar of moonshine from some dude wandering around.
 Kevin- I aint drinking nothing from a jar you bought off some bum at this place.
 Trust me, I did you a favor by cutting the bars out of this shot.
 Kelly was a Fun-gi the entire trip and looked nuts like this all three days.
 Believe it or not, there was chilli. and it was damn good!
 Danzig showed up
 I got stoked that the free beer wasnt absolute swill when i saw the banner....
 DUPED! Natural Light?!?!!? ah well, free beer is free beer.
 now you see why we started calling this place barter town?

 swing tree. Highlight of the trip. next year we are camping under this bad boy.
 The large crowd of men that are gathered around the stage are watching the vocal only Orgasm Contest. yea, pretty retarded.
For nick- the only critter nudity I captured on the trip. I was a titty-dunk tank where the object was to diplace more water than the last critter.
 yea, pretty much.
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