Friday, June 29, 2007


"a whiskey glass, and a fine young ass may be a site to see. But a bag of grass, and my Harley fast shall be the death of me. "

Thursday, June 28, 2007

my mom...

used to own a E-150 when i was a kid. she never could figure out how to make it wheelie though.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

it has come to my attention...

that there are actually people out there that read this page. thanks! if it wasn't for you, I'd be here alone. feel free to post comments. it's a lot more fun that way.

so how bout a couple of bike pics for no good reason.

and of course, the great one-leg.

Monday, June 25, 2007

explain this one to me...

if you owned a multi-billion dollar corporation that prided itself on making motorcycles for tough guys, clothing for tough guys, black doo-rags, black fingerless gloves, flame paintjobs, fat rear tires, big horsepower stroker motors, skull emblems, black leather vests, engineer boots, and all the other stuff that is supposed to be hardcore, for the hardcore bikers....... why the HELL AM I LISTENING TO MELISSA ETHERIDGE IN A DEALERSHIP?!?!?! whos the music consultant at harley davidson? hammer? this is terrible.

Friday, June 22, 2007

i hate...


except these two.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

and so... i'm back

at work. sucks. that was so much fun i didn't want to stop. i was half tempted to haulass home, see my family and friends, and hi-tail it back here to milwaukee. oh well. maybe next time.

all in all, what a kickass time. i'd been waiting for this for months, and it was even cooler than i anticipated. 800 miles to hiltons VA without so much as a sputter out of my shovel. i need to call moon and thank him for building a kickass motor.

dave and i did our best on sunday to absolutely destroy both shovels. to no avail. i ended up running off the road stabbing the brakes way to hard on a 15mph turn. luckily it stayed up and neither me nor the bike received any major damage. dave then proceeded to take the lead the rest of the way back to the campsite.

never in my life did i think you could have so much fun on a rigid frame chopper. i don't think we went under 55mph at any one point in that sprint (besides running off the road).

the trip home was just as beautiful, maybe even more so. 23 has got to be the prettiest road anyone has ever built. feels like riding a giant rollercoaster for God knows how many miles. perfect.

i couldn't have asked for a better trip, or a better party then shadymayhem. what a ton of fun. not a single fight. not a single injury. not a single person had a bad time. to those that read this and had anything to do with organizing this event, thanks. thanks for bringing it back to the way it used to be. thanks for making a run the way a run should be. none of that bull-westcoast-ride-to-the-show-thats-20-miles-away. a real run. 1600 mile round trip. killer.

Monday, June 11, 2007

some pretty pans...

and a couple other beauties from the joker car and bike show in sweeden. courtesy of nicke svenson.

Saturday, June 9, 2007


on his lovely swingarm pan.

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Tuesday, June 5, 2007




....built himself a road-trip-bike. very cool.

Monday, June 4, 2007

there must be something in the rain....

every inbred brainless sack of poo in the city of milwaukee decided to call my phone and come to my counter today:

cletus: I'm looking for... um.... uh.... (waves cupped hand in air in stroking motion) uh... pipes... mufflers.... for my 04.... um sportster. yea, sportster.

me: what kind of pipes are you looking for?

cletus: um, i don't know. the name starts with an H.

me: hooker?

cletus: i guess so.

me: well, if i show you a picture, can you identify them?

cletus: no.

i had to place the stool i was using on the other side of the room for fear that i might try to shove it up the next customers ass.

legacy bike

barracuda. hadn't seen this one yet, so i figured i couldn't be the only one.

one sharp truck.

chise's new truck.
brown never looked so pretty.

another japanese made h-d.

sorry. they just buird coorer bikes. courtesy of

Saturday, June 2, 2007

some dirtball...

just walked into the store shirtless. thanks. i was hoping to see a fat old man with droopy titties today.


my favorite pic of ed.


mule skinner. it doesn't get much prettier than that.

Friday, June 1, 2007

kevin baas....

smokes alot of grass.....
Yup. We be on the INSTAGRAM trend too...