got a match?

so I'm a fan of humor. who isn't? the thing i like about humor is that theres two ways to make people laugh: being crude, or being clever. Now to me, it's really easy to make someone laugh with fart jokes, cursing, or pee-pee poo-poo humor. I find it alot more challenging and fun to make people laugh with a clean joke. One of my personal favorites is one of the hardest to pull of since the invention of the disposable lighter, but if you can use it, it's great for a laugh. try it on you friends

Person A is attempting to light a cigarette/cigar/smoking apparatus: "Hey, you got a match?"
Person B: "I ain't had a match since Superman died."