oh the humanity!!! how could we pick a president so incompetent HE PUTS DIJON MUSTARD ON HIS CHEESEBURGER!?!?!?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!! we've got to impeach him! what next, chocolate ice cream on his cake?!?!?! mayonaise on his freedom fries?!?!?
so ridiculous. i'm glad the media is concerned with the important issues.