so, I can't exactly say I've never gotten a tattoo for comedic effect....

 

I'll tell you who to get on the other cheek....

 don't even know what to say...

 I'm betting otherwise.

I would smell the hell out of her armpit.

 Yes, Corky.

You knew someone eventually had to do it...

 

I don't know if this has always been a thing, but I can assure you that the internet certainly isn't doing anything to curb ridiculous tattoos.