Monday, June 4, 2007

there must be something in the rain....

every inbred brainless sack of poo in the city of milwaukee decided to call my phone and come to my counter today:

cletus: I'm looking for... um.... uh.... (waves cupped hand in air in stroking motion) uh... pipes... mufflers.... for my 04.... um sportster. yea, sportster.

me: what kind of pipes are you looking for?

cletus: um, i don't know. the name starts with an H.

me: hooker?

cletus: i guess so.

me: well, if i show you a picture, can you identify them?

cletus: no.

i had to place the stool i was using on the other side of the room for fear that i might try to shove it up the next customers ass.

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Yup. We be on the INSTAGRAM trend too...