That time of year again fellas. Time to get nuts, swear youll never do anything bad again, and wake up on a floor in a house youve never been in, on the other side of town.
Kevins brother Jesse heard a brilliant idea on the TV the other day. There should be a designated time in the evening where you are only allowed to drive home if you are drunk. That way, the drunks wont hurt anyone but eachother, and those of us that left the bar before said Drunking Hour would have plenty of time to get a 12pack on ice and roll a cooler out to the street corner to watch the silliness.
Well, there isnt a Drunking Hour, so its probably best you call a cab, designate a DD, or ride a bicycle- we dont need a bunch of choppers out there sitting in garages with nobody to ride them.
Stay Safe, Have fun, Get Crazy, See you on the other side!